love letters from my husband

Below is the type of love note I can expect to receive from my loving husband on any given day:

If you can't read his handwriting, let me translate:

Melissa,
Wake me up around 4:45.
Don't go in the pen with the cow.
She is not happy about messing with the calf and she will try to hurt you.
Love you,
Josh

Wow.
Thanks for that.

Don't forget to guess the color of the #18's calf in yesterday's post!  Oh, and while you're at it, give me some suggestions for a name for her!